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Man Mistakenly Cuts Off *****, Dog Eats It

Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters



BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his ***** for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.



It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.


"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."


Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.


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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you shouldn't use a knife naked!


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howdy

read that earlier today. what an a$$! Roll Eyes

later

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I think the lack of feathers would have been a clue ... Roll Eyes


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That "thing" must have been ugly to resemble a chickens neck. Stupid


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You have to be reallllly careful when you eat dinner at that house!!! Especially if chicken is on the menu! Big Grin


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ok...maybe it is cuz I do not have that I am missing something here...Wouldn't ya realize that it is either A) laying on what ever you see the chicken neck on B) it is a little to close to your body to be swinging a knife at C) there is NO beak on that head!!!
Or...DAYM...he must have been HUGE...lol
And they say that size doesn't matter!
 
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OMG what an idiot!

Prolly deserved it then LOL! Wink

But that must've hurt! Eek Eek


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ummm...ouch...? Eek


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if my dick looked like a chicken neck, i'd cut it off to.


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