Billy Bob and Bubba were doing some carpenter work on a house.

Billy Bob who was nailing down house siding, would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either use it or throw it over his shoulder.

Bubba, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?”

Billy Bob explained, "When I pull out a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end, so I throw them away".

Bubba went ballistic and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"


ROTFLMAO

Thats funny reminds me of a few people I know.

LOL...

Two blonds are out walking around, one ask "what do you think is further away, Florida or the Moon?" The other quickly reply's "DUH!...can you even see Florida?"




Best I have at the moment...lol

howdy

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.

The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street, and you pick her up there?"
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A redneck and a Frenchman were caught in Kentucky for making and selling bad moonshine. The law decided to hang them off the middle of the Ohio Bridge. They tied the rope around the Frenchman's neck and said, "Do you have any last words?"

He said, "No."

They threw him off the bridge, but the rope was too long. He removed the rope from his neck and swam to the Ohio side of the river.

Then they tied the same rope around the redneck's neck and said, "Do you have any last words to say?"

He said, "Yes, shorten up that rope boys 'cause I can't swim."
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Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip.

They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.

They spend a fortune.

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything.

The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.

It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"

The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

later

jason